I meant to just send that to amy but then I hit reblog by accident and was too lazy to back out
alien looking at their human wife shitting for the first time: is that our “baby”
“tall/small couples are problematic because there’s a power imbalance” is NOT one of the cold takes i expected to see at the end of 2018, and YET,
*breaking up with my s.o.* it’s not you, it’s just you’re 6'4" and tumblr told me that means our relationship is unhealthy,

woah…….think about it
“Hi, my name’s Will–”
“I’ll call you whatever I want, Frances!”
libs try and tell me that I’m an “idiot” for respectively disagreeing that grass is “green” and snow is “white” and I’m over here like heh, nice tone policing, fascist.